Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Engagement Rings Cause Inaudible Shrieks

Choosing the perfect engagement ring for your significant other should be one of the most memorable experiences of your life. However, you will probably be overwhelmed with excitement as the day approaches when you will pop the question. It’s natural to be very nervous in hopes that she will agree to marry you.  If there is any serious doubt in your mind at all, however, then maybe you should reconsider such a great purchase!

Chances are, she has been waiting for you to ask her to marry you for quite some time – she may even anxiously interrupt you by screaming with excitement. She will then likely begin crying at the sheer magnitude of the situation. After the tears flow for a little while, it will sink in to her and she may begin crying all over again. Once she composes herself yet again, she will immediately want to tell the world via Facebook, text messages, and phone calls that can only be heard by dogs because of all of the high-pitched shrieking. This is the time in your relationship when you want to grab yourself a cold beer - maybe even pick up the controller to your X-box or PlayStation -and settle in for a long night of random smooches and loving embraces. Life is rough, huh?

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